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Saturday, August 28th, 2004

Posted by:what_profanity.
Time:4:02 pm.
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Wednesday, June 16th, 2004

Posted by:suburbandemand.
Time:11:54 pm.
So, out of immense boredom, I applied for a rating community. It seems to be good fun. Kind of the same deal as "Hot or Not" for the bored. (Mind you, Hot or Not has turned into a plague on my life, raking in more and more "meet me" emails every day.)

Here you go.


It seems to be a good deal more alternativly geared -- it seems most of these communities are run by blonde-haired blue-eyed bimbos who think that "n/m" is an acceptable way to write "nevermind."

Oh yeah, people better start posting here again soon, or I'll smack you all around with phallic-like objects.
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Wednesday, April 21st, 2004

Subject:Collection of my travels.
Posted by:suburbandemand.
Time:2:45 pm.
Well, firstly I have the collection of things I picked up from K-Mart in Upstate NY. They had the one thing I desired more than any other, better yet, for 6 dollars.

Behold, the George Foreman Playdough grill. Yes, it Sizzles.

Next, poorly named My little Ponies: Not as weird, but really, it's named "Strawberry Swirl"

Lastly, the coolest thing ever from my trip, Muppets Pez dispensers. Miss Piggy for the win!

Then, some things my Mom brought home from Alberta.

These are little Mr. Potato head like things, but they're magnets and 110x cooler. They're called "Yoocans", it's like a Can you magnet the pieces onto.

They are so awesome.

And last, but certainly not least, the "Jigglefit" -- this is a true oddity. Even the box says so. It is half Robot and Half Praying mantis, and it can crush a 2-story building with ease. Yes. That's right. It is a monster of epic preportions.

And I'm done.
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Wednesday, April 14th, 2004

Posted by:pockettheroach.
Time:6:02 pm.
My sister got me these.

How weird is that?
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Saturday, March 13th, 2004

Subject:Better watch out!
Posted by:suburbandemand.
Time:10:40 pm.
Among other discoveries from Ottawa's Miss Tiggy Winkles, this is one of my favourite. It is a series of action figures, which are all a combonation of monsters, and women. Fins, scales, tails, etc. It's kind of creepy.


A somewhat shocked looking "lead" monster woman.

The monster women Lunchbox.

The monster women command me to collect them all.

Monster women Figurines in action.

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Monday, February 16th, 2004

Subject:Leonard Nimoy, musical genius.
Posted by:thesilverwolf.
Time:4:13 pm.
Mood: curious.
I don't know how the subject of Leonard Nimoy came up as I walking home with Shannonhery but it did. And somehow I remembered stumbling across this.
I don't know which is worse, the girls with pointy ears jumping around or the fact that it's Spock singing.
You decide.
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Thursday, February 5th, 2004

Subject:The superest game ever.
Posted by:dyschordant.
Time:1:57 am.
In my fierce boredom tonight, I dug up this little treasure out of my closet. My parents got it for me in Wales of all places, though it's quite obvious that the Tamashi Super Game hails from Japan.

Right off the bat, we're greeted with it's wonderful features and broken English. For those who can't read the box, it lists it's features as:

-alarm clock & flashing lights
-various games plus
-streamlined design
-foldable cover
-jumbo display
-pocket size

Now, they had me at flashing lights. Flashing lights are a feature any electronics I own must have. But on top of that, I get various games plus, too?! I mean, these aren't just any regular games. These are games plus. What truly boggles my mind though, is that "foldable" is not a word, and how they can mess up "various games plus" is beyond me, but they pull off "streamlined design" without a hitch. Streamlined is not a word that's tossed around every day by regular consumer zombies, but I bet the Japanese use it every chance they can. Back on track though, does the Tamashi Super Game live up to it's namesake? Is it truly a "super game"? Will it really fit in my pocket? Did Mr. T really want to be a Broadway dancer? Only more pictures will tell.

To try and give you an idea of it's size, I've placed it next to my secret agent Wolverine figure. Then I realized that none of you would know how big the Wolverine figure actually was, so I had to take another photo. But I figured, what the hell, that Wolverine figure is pretty damn cool after all. They'll definitely want to see it. Moving on...

There we go, much better. As you can see, it is rather small. It will easily fit into any pocket, except maybe a pocket on those really tight "hip-hugging" jeans every fat-ass thinks their belly hanging out of looks oh so god damn sexy, when really they should be dragged into an alley and beaten with whatever's handy.

For the full effect, I have opened it for you. Amazingly, it does meet all of the qualifications on the front of the box. Even the games are "plus", if by plus you mean exceptionally tedious and frustrating to play. There are only actually three different types of games on this thing. various tank games, tetris games, and breakout games. All of which pretty much take forever to play, and ultimately you are not rewarded with any flashing lights. Well, maybe you are, I can't make it through a game without finding myself getting out the straight razor.

P.S. - On the actual front of the gizmo itself, it says: "Tamashi Time Brick". Oh god how I love Engrish.
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Monday, January 26th, 2004

Subject:Even Jesus loved the Care Bears™
Posted by:dyschordant.
Time:2:44 am.
I'd like you to say hello to my fridge.

While I always enjoy seeing my plea to my roommate to get help with his bed-wetting problem, or "Dubbya's" face on a two-hundred dollar bill, I especially love my picture of Jesus.

Whether it be promoting heterosexuality by forcing a young girl to touch a young boy's ass, or simply sending down his floating hearts of love from up on the cross, Jesus always takes time to remember the two most important things: His parents, and his hundreds of groupies waiting for him up in heaven. You know, after he gets that annoying "dying for your sins" thing out of the way.
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Friday, January 23rd, 2004

Subject:Yaaar.. that be good puffed rice and corn!
Posted by:thesilverwolf.
Time:7:20 pm.
I found this wonderful food product at a Price Chopper in the States a little after New Years.
the front
And the back
the front
Pirates Booty had companions like "Girlfriends Booty" which featured a female pirate on the bag or "Pirates Canon Balls", but I could only convince my parents to buy me this one.
They also have a very colourful website.
Taste wise, it was actually pretty good. Really sweet though so by the time I finished the bag it was stale.
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Subject:It's surprizing!
Posted by:what_profanity.
Time:3:57 pm.

What's better than a pooping Reindeer candy dispenser? A pooping Reindeer Candy dispenser that is ALSO IN FRENCH.

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Subject:Now with stereotypical soccer kicking teddy bear!
Posted by:dyschordant.
Time:12:48 am.
A few months ago I came upon this at the local convenient store:

First off, you have to understand that there are a whole slew of shoddy baked goods made underneath this same company. BIMBO is to Mexico what Hostess is to the U.S. And while most of their products like donuts and cookies are pretty normal, it becomes obvious with items like "frosted toast" that not every country shares the same tastes.

I actually did open these up and take a bite. I can only describe the experience as absolutely horrifying. The "toast" was of no texture I have ever experienced before. Not only was it rock hard, but it didn't taste like any bread I've ever had. Now, despite the immediate warning my brain was telling the rest of my body, I forced myself to continue biting into this monstrosity of a snack food. I figured, hey, the frosting has to make up for the rest of it in some way.

I was wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong.

The frosting itself cannot be described in words alone, but as I tasted it I could only think that this frosting was clearly made with the ground bones of many a Mexican factory worker... and lots and lots of sugar.

The moral of the story is that no matter how appealing the soccer kicking teddy bear and his chef's hat make Mexican snack food look, don't eat them.
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Thursday, January 22nd, 2004

Posted by:what_profanity.
Time:11:33 pm.
Out of all the weird things I own, this was one of my first. I saw it at the Grocery Store one day, and it struck me. It was staring right at me -- A line of products with a brand called "COCK ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP" There were a few different ones. Papyas, Starfruit... going through the cans. Then, there it was. The Holy Grail of weird products. JACKFRUIT.

Not only is this "Jackfruit" made by a brand called "Cock on the Mountain top", it also has several innuendos. "IN SYRUP" , "NATURAL INGREDIENTS" and "SUPREME QUALITY" are just a few of the things that could be easily taken the wrong way. Take a look.

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